"The Snake is an unfairly maligned entity and its goals are only to free us from Blossom's influence. Black collars summoned by the Snake, or 'weeds,' are therefore the subject of unfair persecution. Please judge each weed on an individual basis. A token donation when you see one is customary, even if it's just some fruit.

PS: the Weeds Clubhouse is off-limits to non-weeds."